unexplainedthings:

(Source: unexplainedthings)

eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

unpill:

the year is 9 AJB (after jennifer’s body)

farmcontent:

uncanny-aesthetic:

Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

ghostcrows:

jakemorph:

ghostcrows:

wizards be being named merlon and wearing blue robes with little stars on em

name ONE wizard who is like this…

merlon the wizard

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then